GO-KART MOZART LYRICS



Instant Wigwam and Igloo Mixture
We're selfish & Lazy & Greedy
Here is a Song
Sailor Boy
Drinkin' Um Bongo
Mrs Back-to-Front and the Bull Ring Thing
Hip Op
Plead With the Man
Wendy James
Depleted Soul
She Tore It Up and Walked Away
Elephant Trunk
Wear Your Foghat With Pride

Tearing up the album chart
Glorious chorus
Summer is here
Electric rock & roll
Listening to marmalade
At the DDU
On a building site
Fuzzy duck
Transgressions
Delta echo echo beta alpha neon kettle
Donna & the dopefiends
England & Wales
City centre


WE’RE SELFISH & LAZY & GREEDY

People working on market stalls - people getting up at
The crack of dawn - poor sods freezing in wintertime -
Getting arthritis when they're 29 - i tell you people
Like me oh we don't give a damn we like staying in bed
If we can - oh people like me we're selfish & lazy &
Greedy - people working in factories - crafty fag
Breaks - constant cups of tea - i tell ya losing limbs
On the night shift track - blagging compensation for a
Dodgy back - i tell ya people like me oh we don't give a
Damn we like staying in bed if we can - oh people like
Me we're selfish & lazy & greedy - people like me oh
We're nothing like you we'd rather stay at home have a
Screw - oh people like me we're bad through & through
Nothing like you

HERE IS A SONG

Here is a song - for you to sing - here is a song - for
You to sing - all that reminiscing - ooh french
Kissing - think of me while you're lying there with him -
Ooh baby now - here is a song - for you to sing - all
That pain & pleasure - ooh in equal measure - turn the
Light off i don't want to see your eyes - ooh baby
Now - here is a song - for you to sing - here is a
Song - for you to sing

SAILOR BOY

I'm a sailor boy - i'm a sailor boy - i'm a sailor boy - i'm
A sailor boy - in a rotterdam port i will always
Resort to doing absinthe & crime - get slung in jail for
A time - in a rotterdam cell genet & me get on well -
Trading tales of the sea - then he goes down on me -
I'm a sailor boy - i'm a sailor boy - i'm a sailor boy - i'm
A sailor boy - in a rotterdam cell genet & me get on
Well - trading tales of the sea - then he goes down on
Me - in a rotterdam cell genet & me get on well - he
Puts his hands on my knee - he wants to sodomise
Me!!! - i'm a sailor boy - i'm a sailor boy - i'm a sailor
Boy - i'm a sailor boy - ssssailor boy - i'm a sailor boy -
I'm a sailor boy - i'm a sailor boy - la-la-la-la-la-la

DRINKIN’ UM BONGO

We're livin' it up in the jungle - drinkin' um bongo -
We're livin' in a high-rise mud hut - drinkin' um bongo -
The lions & the tigers -& the hippo's too - alligator
Rocks with a zulu - drinkin' um bongo - drinkin' um
Bongo - plenty of anger in rwanda - drinkin' um bongo -
While the little kids are playing with the landmines -
Drinkin' um bongo - the aid that you paid for never got
Through - machete in the hand of a hutu - drinkin' um
Bongo - drinkin' um bongo - drinkin' um bongo - drinkin' Um bongo

MRS BACK-TO-FRONT AND THE BULL RING THING

Money - money - money - money
Mrs back-to-front popped her head around the door &
Said "hello".
Poor back-to-front saying hello as if she had just
Returned when really she was on her way home &
Should have been saying goodbye. That was the way
She was - everything muddled up in her dizzy little
Head. So mrs back-to-front with her little basket
Packed & her funny winter coat buttoned tightly & and
Her little mittens on elastic threaded through the
Arms - dangling - waved & waved & said "hello" to
Every person in the room then closed the door &
Skipped lightly down the pebbled path & closed the
Gate behind her. Mrs back-to-front was on her way
Home. Aah. [excerpt from a children's book in progress]
Money's never funny said the bunny rabbit leaving his
Hole - it's so cold - money's never funny said the
Bunny rabbit leaving his hole - it's so cold - it's so
Cold - it's so cold - it's so cold.
Frustrated dialogue ensues leading into the bull ring
Shopping centre fiasco resulting in resigned
Affirmation - all i want to do is write a song that we
Can sing along to - yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah -
All i want to do is write a song that we can sing
Along to - yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah - money
Money's never funny

HIP OP

The queen mum she is great - the queen mum she is top -
& now she's out of hospital she's the queen of the old
Hip op - it just ain't fair a lady of such grace should
End up with a plastic hip - she's seen it all from the
First world war to the sinking of the titanic ship -
The queen mum she is great - the queen mum she is top -
& now she's out of hospital she's the queen of the old
Hip op - the time will come when the queen mum's gone -
But who knows when that'll be - at least i'll have a
Front seat at the making of history - the queen mum
She is great - the queen mum she is top - & now she's
Out of hospital she's the queen of the old hip op - &
Now she's out of hospital she's the queen of the old
Hip op - ah she's the queen of the old hip op - yeah!
She's the queen of the old hip op - crash at the end
Denotes golf buggy collision during provincial walkabout

PLEAD WITH THE MAN

Sun will shine in the sky - rainbows rise then
Disappear - all this happens just for me - because the
Man's comin' round with the gear - oh yeah the man's
Comin' round with the gear - night time falls i'm
Alone - dragons prowl i can hear them call - de
Quincey shines in my mind's eye - when the man's comin'
Round with the gear - yeah when the man's comin'
Round with the gear - snow is falling on the ground -
Rain has soaked me to the skin - i will crawl - in
Gutters for - a chance to plead with the man for some
Gear - yes i will plead with the man for some gear

WENDY JAMES

I will have some stones' piano - & i wll have electric
Guitar - 'cause you hair is blonde & your eyes are blue
& you're a very - yes a very - a very big star - wendy
James - wendy james - wendy james - wendy james -
Wendy james - aah wendy - i won't have no backing
Singers - no i won't have no string quartet - 'cause
You're rockin' hard & you're looking cool & you're
Second to the very - the very great joan jett - wendy
James - wendy james - wendy james - wendy james -
Wendy james - aah wendy - elvis c you shouldn't have
Written her solo elpee it should have been me

DEPLETED SOUL

Walk through dark streets - see a girl alone - & I want
To hurt her - because she's not me - my hunger feeds
On my depleted soul - I always need what doesn't need
Me - I'm hungry - she's going to die - please help me -
She's gotta die - tonight

SHE TORE IT UP & WALKED AWAY

Baby said that she wants me - she told me sweet
Things every day - i put my life in her hands - gave in
To her demands then she tore it up & walked away -
Baby said that she needs me - she told me stuff like
That every day - i put my life in her hands - gave in to
Her demands then she tore it up & walked away - i put
My life in her hands - gave in to her demands then she
Tore it up & walked away - she tore it up & walked away

ELEPHANT TRUNK

When the eta bombs fall on spanish moms - gunmen go
& get drunk - they love to piss on graves they whip
Out their elephant trunks - when a judge has gone in a
Car bomb we can go & get drunk - we love to piss on
Graves we whip out our elephant trunks - yes we know
It's very bad but what can we say - we have got our
Own animals called the ira - uda - when the eta bombs
Fall on spanish moms - gunmen go & get drunk - they
Love to piss on graves they whip out their elephant
Trunks - they love to piss on graves they whip out
Their elephant trunks - trunks - trunks - trunks -
Now here's your pile of elefant junk - eta = euzkadi ta
Askatasuna - formed in 1959 - have so far killed 800 people

WEAR YOUR FOGHAT WITH PRIDE

There's a great big rock careering down a musical
Mountainside - there's a turgid cacophony emanating
From the music biz's backside - where two eyebrows
Meet there's goliath on a kid's slide - so sling a stone
To defeat it & blast your uzi at the northern side -
Wear your foghat with pride - wear your foghat with pride

GLORIOUS CHORUS

Hey, hey my little girl- where are you tonight- alone
In your tiny room- let's move into the light- it's so bright- here's my glorious
Chorus- hey, hey my little one- why are we so sad- oh why are we so alone- how
Did things get so bad

SUMMER IS HERE

i've got a girl who i don't see when it's cold - she hibernates -
Shuts the big old gates and won't come out for half the year - it's the bitter gales - the
Driving rain - she can't bear the snow - so i sit and wait for a certain date and then -
And then i know - that - summer is here - summer is here - it's here my friend - summer
Is here -summer is here -it's here oh yeah -and when i see you again i'm gonna hold you
Oh so tight - i'm gonna swing you around - i'm gonna kiss your neck and then play
With you all night - i'm gonna open your jeans - i'm gonna put myself in - we're gonna
Fly off on a cloud of white - and when the time comes for you to go i'm gonna sink into
The darkened night - oh until the summer is here - summer is here - it's here again -
Summer is here -summer is here -it's here my friend


ELECTRIC ROCK N' ROLL

Girl i feel good now - so put your red dress on - oh
You look so cool - nails & make-up done - oh we're all gonna go downtown tonight -
All those nights she danced to electric rock & roll - all those nights she danced to
Electric rock & roll - girl oh you taste good - oh you turn me on -move to the dj - i'm
Gonna shoot my gun -oh we're all gonna go downtown tonight etc

LISTENING TO MARMALADE

All those records- they've all been played -
All those old rock demons - they've all been slayed - you put on a cd - begrudge the
Price you paid - you turn off the old tv and you're listening to marmalade - pictures
Of rock stars stuck on the wall - girls with no clothes on in magazines on the
Floor - you put on a pc - the future is displayed - there's little kids with no knckers
On and they're all getting laid - listeningto marmalade - and through the shit we'll
Wade - you sell second-hand records - at record fairs - said it's better than working
Not into stocks or shares - you travel in shadows - never made the grade - still
Wearing clothes from the good old days but your flares are frayed - listening
To marmalade -and through the shit we'll wade -listening to marmalade -and you've
Been slayed -listening to marmalade

AT THE DDU

Don't know what i'm gonna do - it's kinda hard to relate to the guys that
I knew -aah you know that it's true -you know that massive shot of meth won't hit you at the
Ddu -now i've got nothing to do - i'm trying to deal with a time bomb that just went and blew -
Aah you know that it's true!!-youknow that massive shot of meth won't hit you at the ddu

ON A BUILDING SITE

We're on a building site
we're gonna build - we're gonna build - we're gonna build our love tonight -
we're gonna build - we're gonna build - coz we're on a building site

FUZZY DUCK

Ugly custard- bacon fat- wooden o- incredible hog- knocker
Jungle- heavy jelly- mogul thrash- granny's intentions- ultimate spinachfresh
Maggots- warm dust- toad- 'igginbottoms wrench- hedgehog pie- dog
That bit people- bran- arthur's mother- paper bubble- arthur's mother - paper
Bubble - focal point rolled a big fat joint and grew some facial hair and fuzzy
Duck took some funny stuff and fuzzy duck were scared - ooh they were
Scared - hairy chapter - deaf cuckoo - flasket brinner - shakey vick - poor
Fuzzy duck has had enough was feeling very sick - tickawinda! - catapilla -
Comus- cosmic eye- eclection- forest- trees- plastic penny- agnes strangewooden
Horse- one two three- rainbow ffolly- hunter muskett- hungry wolfmouse-
Mighty baby- magic mixture- music box- ginhouse- arthur's mother -
Paper bubble - arthur's mother - paper bubble - focal point rolled a big fat
Joint and grew some facial hair and fuzzy duck took some funny stuff and
Fuzzy duck were scared- oooh they were scared- fuzzy duck took some funny
Stuff so fuzzy duck beware- fuzzy duck took some funny stuff and we all say fuzzy
Take care!

TRANSGRESSIONS

We're burning down the road in a stolen car we're going transgressions
Transgressions- we're nicking from the racks in hmv we're going transgressions-
Transgressions- we're spraying cans of lynx in our open mouths
We're going- transgressions- transgressions- we're gonna beat you up coz we
Think we're hard we're going- transgressions- we're screwing lots of girls and we
Come in a flash!! We're going- transgressions- transgressions- transgressions

DELTA ECHO ECHO BETA NEON KETTLE

Delta echo echo beta alpha neon kettle you've got your
Delta echo echo- your beta alpha neon kettle- delta echo echo- your beta alpha
Neon kettle- your beta alpha neon kettle- your beta alpha neon kettle- delta echo
Echo- beta alpha neon kettle- your delta echo echo- your beta alpha neon kettle -
Your beta alpha neon kettle- your beta alpha neon kettle - suspicious policeman
Runs a check on you- he thinks you're shady like a criminal- no no no

DONNA & THE DOPEFIENDS

The trees have got no leaves down on alphabet city- the newstands filled with
Junk there's a sense of hostile futile misery- they say the devil's got the best
Tunes-i guess it's kind of true- and if you want some proof- hey donna come on
- i want to score- hey donna come on- i need some more- syringe street kids
Are fixing by the hudson river- there's an old guy with no shoes it's like looking
Straight into a mirror- you know i still want to be a star- but i just sold my guitar-
And you know the way things are- hey donna come on - i want to scorehey
Donna come on- i need some more- avenues of fiends dot the derelict cityhoods
Stick thin like trees ride the trains to abject passive misery- benny jag's a
Bird cage hype- i can't ever seem to get things right- i need to leave this criminal
Life- hey donna come on etc

ENGLAND & WALES

Apples & pears - rabbits & hares - elevators & stairs -
Sofas & chairs - when immunity fails it's england & wales - dragons with tails it's
England & wales - dungeons & jails it's england & wales - apples & pears - you take
The piss i don't care- when lines of hatred run deep- a borderline's obsolete- when
Immunity fails it's england & wales - dragons with tails it's england & wales -
Dungeons & jails it's england & wales - you want all english in jails it's england &
Wales - our houses go up in flames it's england & wales - when the jumble sails it's
England &wales - when all else fails it's england & wales - it's england and wales!!

CITY CENTRE

Well here's a welcome from the sewers to all our friends who
Knew us now we're on the run- we're screwing top shop- get caught- cop shop -
Distraught- oh the magistrate said we're useless scum- we rummage through your
City- we don't want your pity- our situation's pretty vacant in the city centre- it's
The city centre- we're driving through your city- bang bang chitty chitty- oohthe
Nitty gritty of your pretty city centre- it's the city centre- while we're scrounging
Our next drink- we ain't got time to think of a future plan- we're getting tipped offthen
It's lift off - you'll get ripped off as we pull our latest scam - we rummage
Through your city- we don't want your pity- our situation's pretty vacant in the city
Centre- we're sleeping in the doorways of your pretty city centre- we're rolling in
The gutters of your pretty city centre- city centre

Note: "Instant Wigwam..." lyrics collected by Trino. Thanks!